The Ontario government is handing public land to private developers, hiding the Premier's text messages, and parking jets where your playgrounds used to be. This is what they'd say if they were honest about it.
Six ways your public goods became private perks — because parks, science centres, and transparency were just taking up space.
Why should a local park get in the way of your weekend? We're taking Little Norway Park to lengthen the tarmac. Park two private jets for the price of one. They lose a playground; you gain a faster descent to the lounge.
Public land is a waste of a good view. We're giving the waterfront to a private spa and making "everyday people" pay $400M for the parking garage. Your kids can occupy themselves with "sciency things" next door while you take in a deep-tissue massage.
High rent isn't a crisis — it's a security feature. It keeps the "rabble" out. We'll keep blocking rent controls and building luxury condos so your properties stay profitable and exclusive.
Doing deals this big requires total privacy. That's why we passed a law to make the Premier's text messages vanish forever — even the ones a court told us to release. No trail, no trouble, no journalists.
Why follow the rules when you can opt out of them? Under Bill 5, carve your own private jurisdiction out of Ontario. No assessments, no consultations, no bylaws. Sovereignty, on demand.
Ontario is "Open for Business," specifically yours. We've redesigned the provincial motto to focus on the only thing that actually grows: your already massive pile of cash.
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Add Your Name Now → · postage paid · letter pre-written ·A bold new vision for Ontario — where every park is a parking lot waiting to happen, and every public asset is just a press release away from a private buyer.
— A Concerned Subscriber · Toronto, Ontario
Ontario Place. Little Norway Park. The Science Centre move. Hiding the Premier and Cabinet's text messages. Private jets. This isn't a travel catalogue — it's a snapshot of what this government is doing with your province.
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